no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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