the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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