I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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