Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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