lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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