Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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