How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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