Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
