so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We talked him into tasing himself.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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