chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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