you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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