who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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