peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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