If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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