Me too!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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