Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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