Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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