If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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