if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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