Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
