: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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