That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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