Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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