Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
