How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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