is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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