How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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