Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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