Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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