Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
