I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he puts the penis in happiness.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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