just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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