yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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