you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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