We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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