If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
