i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it was like eating out sand paper
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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