so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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