question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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