did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
