i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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