If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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