i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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