Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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