and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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