I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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