I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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