can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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