jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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