he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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