Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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